As a kid, I heard the refrain “you’d make a great lawyer” more times than I could count. At 11, I internalized it as a compliment. At 33, I realize that “lawyer” may have been a stand-in for “annoying” or “exacting” or “pedantic.” (To be clear, it was absolutely a stand-in for those terms.) NO MATTER. Today, I am finally taking my rightful place – well-earned through years of curiosity and debate – as the prosecuting attorney in our inaugural session of DESIGN COURT. The defendant? Curved sofas. The charge? Entrapment! Court is now in session – let’s proceed to opening arguments.

Opening Arguments

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Hello. My name is Caitlin, I have been writing about design for nearly 6 years (!!!), and I was still tricked by a curved sofa. My vintage leather Kagan lured me in with beautiful lines, its sensual shape, and its freshly reupholstered cognac leather. It whispered vows of simultaneous formality and ease, of design meeting function, and of chic cocktail lounging. And then, it left me stranded in an ergonomic purgatory.

Curved sofas make false promises of elegance and comfort. Sure, they look luxurious, but they underperform on all core functions: seating capacity, lounging, flexibility, and day-to-day livability.

Now normally, this is where the defense would make their opening arguments. But this is my post and not an actual court of law (it turns out that Design Court doesn’t, in fact, stand up to “real” legal scrutiny), so I’m making the rules here. We need to regulate this rapidly growing trend before it infiltrates the comfortable living rooms, family rooms, dens, basements, and homes en masse.

The Prosecution

Is it “fair” or “legal” that in this case, the prosecution (me) will also be serving as judge, jury, and executioner? By traditional American standards, no. (By recent American standards…maybe?) But again – this is Design Court. Let me break down my entrapment case…

Deception in the First Degree: Curved sofas misrepresent their comfort, functionality, and usability through professionally-styled magazine shots, Instagram videos, and showroom vignettes. The reality? A curved sofa is just a sitting sofa – if you enjoy traditional activities like “stretching out” or “not becoming intimately acquainted with your friend’s knees,” the curved sofa will cause you to develop some sort of stress-induced eye-twitch.

Conspiracy to Reduce Seating Capacity: My sofa was, theoretically, long enough to fit 4 people. But comfortably? It sat 2. I could push it with 3 or 4 under certain circumstances – I don’t mind rubbing legs with my friends, albeit not being my preference – but what if you just got a sofa that didn’t require you to sit squished against your loved one’s thigh meat?

Accessory to Inefficiency: My curved sofa – while beautiful and show-stopping – took up an inordinate amount of space. (So much space, in fact, that I’ve since swapped it with this massive sectional.) I’ll concede that I loved how it looked floating in the living room, but I’ll also concede that I could never quite crack making the most of the space behind it. (I mean – there aren’t a ton of curved sofa tables out there, you know?)

Obstruction of Napping: With no corners and no portion long enough for a biiiiiig stretch (you know the kind – that about-to-wake-up, arms overhead, full body reach), the curved sofa can actively prevent casual rest. Are there workarounds? Sure – and we’ll get to a few of them when the defense makes their case. (I will also be filling the defense role, because Design Court has gone the way of the court in Air Bud. There are no rules anymore.) ANYWAY, you shouldn’t have to hack your own furniture to take a nap.

Domestic Endangerment: Let this be my lesson to you: a curved sofa in leather is to be avoided at ALL COSTS. I don’t care how pretty it looks; I don’t care how much you paid for it; I don’t care if it’s the finishing piece for your dream home. An armless curved sofa – in leather, no less – is the kiss of death for any belongings. Say goodbye to your throw pillows, your remotes, or even your pets – they’ll be sliding right off your sofa, thanks to poor angling and awkward geometry. Are there more workarounds here? Yeah (and I found them, for what it’s worth), but again: why go through the hassle when you can invest in a sofa that won’t trick you?

The Defense

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Alright, alright – let’s be fair. (I mean, I am a Libra, which does uniquely qualify me to make some counter arguments here.) The curved sofa isn’t guilty of malicious design – it’s guilty of needing the right environment to thrive, just like fancy olive oil or a rescued greyhound. It requires thoughtful placement, not punishment.

Aesthetic Supremacy: A curved sofa will instantly elevate a space. It brings an architectural presence without the need for actual architectural changes. It comes off as bespoke, high-end, and editorial in a way that most linear sofas just…don’t. (Prosecution note: this is what hooked me, for the record. I didn’t even think about the function – I just thought it was beautiful.) It breaks up the boxiness of living rooms, most of which are a grid of rectangles. Curves bring both softness and tension – they’re a great (and deliberate) visual foil to angular floors, walls, and art.

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Great…in the Right Room: Curved sofas aren’t for every room, and that’s okay. Not all sofas are meant to hug walls or to binge watch Severance. In large rooms, open floor plans, or statement sitting rooms, they work beautifully. And they create a sense of intimacy by encouraging a rounder conversation arc – it’s an easy way to create a zone in a larger living room.

Styling Advantages: Let’s be real: there is no bad angle. You can photograph a curved sofa from any direction; it’s beautiful anytime you catch a glance. And as rounded forms, arches, and biomorphic shapes continue to seep into contemporary design, curved sofas are a natural extension – they’re part of a larger design language that’s coming into fashion.

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When Done Right, They Work: Designers do use these for a reason. Nate Berkus, Jake Arnold, Athena Calderone – all have used curved sofas in spaces that both function and photograph beautifully. Are they styling unicorns? No – they’re proof that in the right home, curves make sense. (Prosecution note: They also are kind of unicorns, if we’re being honest.)

It’s Not for Regular Life: The curved sofa was never trying to be your weeknight crash pad. It wasn’t designed to fit four people and a pet. It’s a statement piece; a mood setter; a room-changer. If it’s being misused, that’s not a crime of the sofa – it’s the fault of the buyer. This case should be thrown out of Design Court!!!

Closing Arguments

Look: I knew what I was getting. I wasn’t expecting a La-Z-Boy. But the curve oversold the fantasy and underdelivered on literally everything else. I had to buy special pillows that wouldn’t fall off; I had to create new napping positions; Dennis and I spent night after night, sitting straight up, unable to find an angle apt for lounging. The sofa felt like a Danish fertility clinic – it was beautifully-designed (stunning, even!)…and weirdly hostile. They’re conditional. They’re fussy. They’re unforgiving. They’re layout dependent. That’s not good design – it’s maintenance drama. (This isn’t part of the case, but I’d also like to anecdotally add that every single one of my male friends called this my “hot dog sofa,” which is specific but could happen to you, too. Do you want to be the house with the hot dog sofa?)

But I’ll be fair – every single one of those friends found the sofa itself sublimely comfortable as a seating option. And in a lot of ways, it helped me build better habits – it made it easier to not waste a day rotting on the couch; it made me engaged with whatever I’m watching; it fostered some wonderful and close conversations. (Even 6′ tall Dennis found a way to nap comfortably on it and was disappointed to see it go! But even he’ll admit that he far prefers our sectional to our curved sofa.)

The Verdict & Sentencing

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The curved sofa promises sinuous lines, ease of use, and comfortable seating. It fails at 2 out of 3 in 90% of real homes. This isn’t a misunderstood object – it’s a marketing lie. (Albeit a beautiful one. Hats off, marketers.) But if a sofa only works in perfect situations, it’s not a piece of furniture – it’s just a prop. You deserve pieces you can live on, not just sit on! Most of us have to contend with outlets and weird doors and radiators and general home quirk – we don’t need to add another factor into the mix.

And now: the moment you’ve been waiting for. In the case of the curved sofa, we find the defendant guilty on one count of entrapment. The sentence? House arrest. (It’ll end up in a New York brownstone. That’s how these things go, isn’t it? Don’t feel too bad for the curves. They’ll be fine.)

The prosecution, defense, judge, jury will now rest. I don’t even know what is happening at this point – this metaphor has really gotten away from me. All of this to say: DON’T BUY A CURVED SOFA. Don’t fall for the trend hype. Let me de-influence you! You will fall so in love and you will have your heart so broken. I wish I had enough room to keep mine – it’s still the most beautiful piece of furniture I’ve ever owned, and if it’d fit in my dining room, I’d have used it as a banquette in a heartbeat – but man, nothing beats a sectional with enough room for two sprawled, grown adults.

5,000 years ago, the ancient Egyptians built elevated platforms and wove the world’s first daybeds and couches from wood and reeds. Since that time, we have amassed 5 solid millennia of evidence to prove that the straight-line sofa is, in fact, the superior shape for livability. And I had the audacity to think I knew better! Never again. CASE CLOSED.

Opening Image Credits: Design by Caitlin Higgins | Styled by Emily Bowser | Photo by Sara Ligorria-Tramp |From: Caitlin’s Living Room Reveal