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The “wellness” industry will tell you that you need allllllll of the things, with honestly 60% of it being fake news (I should know, I’m a professional sucker). But there are some fitness and health apps/products that I love that do really work for me that could make good gifts for someone in your life, or you, looking to gather together the tools for 2026. None of this is sponsored, and very few affiliate links in this post, just good old-fashioned recommendations.

Brian and I both love Peloton, which at this point, you either have one or don’t want one, so no real selling there. But if you need extra motivation, might I suggest doing Sam Wu’s “Wicked” ride (so fun, I scream-sing the whole 1/2 hour and time fliiiiiieees by). Brian wants me to suggest the K-pop demon hunter ride (he loves it), and I do Cody’s rides. I also do Emma’s Hamilton rides every often (I know every lyric). The point is Cody and Sam are our favorites, and leaning into musicals makes the time fly so fast (would love to hear any of your favorite Peloton trainers or ride suggestions).


This is year 7 of Brian boxing with Fight Camp – a floor-mounted boxing bag that comes with a training app that kicks his ass. Don’t get this as a surprise for someone – it’s a big enough purchase (both physically and financially), but boy does he swear by it. Sometimes he just does 15 minutes and comes out drenched in sweat. Also great for getting out stress, obviously (Charlie does it now, too).
When I want to do a HITT workout or strength training, I have two apps I go between that I think would make great subscriptions (they are cheap, like 7-10$ a month, but like everything can add up).

Y’all, not to brag, but I’ve been rucking for a few years now (remember that I was a dog walker in my 20s in New York, so walking is one of my best hobbies… ). With my bragging behind us, I have a lot of thoughts/feelings about weighted vests based on my vast vest experience.
Ugh. This is where I’m a genuine sucker, so I won’t show you my supplement drawer. But there are a few things that I can say have been effective (because they are targeted).
The algorithm gods finally broke me down, and I bought the Function Health full blood tests for me and Brian – and I’m so happy that I did. It’s expensive (starts at $500) with a lot of add-ons (like early cancer detection). You get your blood drawn three times over a few weeks, once during your period, to ensure that alllllll the tests are accurate. Then you get your results through a portal, which is extremely user-friendly and intuitive. These are tests that no GP or insurance will do unless you are sick, which I’m not.
I tested literally all the organs, proteins, cells, hormone health, thyroid, vitamin levels, immune health, cancer detection, gut, heart, liver, kidney, sensitivities, and allergies. All the things. Many are part of the $500 package, but many are “add-ons” that, of course, add up to way more (I spent $1,000).

My results were generally less awesome than I would have predicted, even though I have zero symptoms and a lot of energy. Turns out I have a lot of heart inflammation (specific proteins detected) and very high cholesterol (which I knew, but I didn’t know about the heart inflammation, and combined was terrifying). Did it give me anxiety? Yes. For a bit. But then I felt empowered. Since it’s not dire, everything is reversible, and I’m now seeing a functional medicine doctor who I never would have booked before, who has me on a lot of supplements to lower the inflammation without hardcore medicine (my lifestyle is healthy, but now even healthier). I love that it’s an online portal and I can retest at any time (I’m testing now for food allergies, which I didn’t do the first time around). You can 100% get obsessed with it in a bad way, and people with health anxiety might not love it. But I am finding it really empowering and finally taking charge of prevention.
I haven’t had a GP since we moved here (which is so dumb), so I was overwhelmed with health-guilt/anxiety that I wasn’t doing any preventative work (kids will do that to you – I want to be alive for grandkids!). I couldn’t get in to any good doctor for MONTHS, so I always gave up. This was a great way to check a box on my own terms. I also want to recognize that I know this is for privileged people due to the cost (insurance doesn’t cover it), and I wish it were available for everyone. The guy at Quest Diagnostic Lab mentioned that it’s like $15k worth of lab tests for $500, so they are definitely losing money on just the OG program, meaning that there is likely an alternative business model – either developing future supplements or selling our information for research. I guess I just don’t really care because I like the platform so much and appreciate knowing the results that I wouldn’t have gotten through mainstream healthcare with no symptoms. I’m very excited to re-test in March and see how all these holistic supplements have changed the heart inflammation (before I go on a statin and get even more hardcore about diet and exercise).
Now to the stuff that is definitely specific and luxurious – i.e., not gifts for anyone. But here’s my experience:

Cold Plunge – I’ve always been a polar plunger in lakes, and I’m still a cold plunger, mostly for mood boosting and stress relief. I actually do it way more in the winter to get the dopamine hit during the more depressing times of year. I have a Plunge, which has worked great. Listen, you have to do it frequently, or it’s 100% not worth the expense of the product and the energy. If you don’t like jumping in cold lakes, you will not all of a sudden like cold plunging. Be real with yourself (for a lot of people, it’s torture, but Brian, I, and Elliot love it).

Sauna Blanket – I laid in this 3-4 nights a week during lockdown – I love it. You can lie in it while watching TV, you sweat a ton, burn calories, and of course, boost your mood. The only drawback is that you sweat so much that you have to shower, and since I have curly hair, I can’t go to bed with wet hair, so I then have to dry my hair. That was fine when the kids went to bed at 8, but now that they go to bed at 9:30, I find that I don’t have the time to shower/dry afterwards if I want to be asleep by 10. That’s all to say that it’s an expensive purchase, so make sure it fits into your lifestyle. I started modifying and just having my legs in and not doing the full 50 minutes, so that I didn’t have to wash my hair because I didn’t get quite so hot. But I just pulled it back out for winter, and I’m excited to get back in while watching Survivor with the kids (we are binging all 40 seasons, lol). And something VERY exciting, here’s a 20% off sitewide code – BFCM2025

Red Light Mask – Every year, I say that I’m going to do this twice a week because you can’t get any results unless you are consistent. And yet that lasts a couple of months. All the evidence says overwhelmingly that red light therapy so great for your skin. Maybe 2026 is the year I do it all year long. It’s a fantastic gift. This is the Higher Dose Red Light Skin Starter Kit that includes a “mask” for your neck and chest, too. Jess has this Dr. Gross one and loves it.
Red Light Hat – We know that red light therapy is meant to be really good for your skin and now scalp. I’m getting this for Brian and I both to share – so easy to wear while I work from home, and it promises hair regrowth, which I really can’t get enough of these days.
My favorite shoes (for cross training, walking, and honestly just to walk around all day – lightweight and extremely comfortable). The vest is really cute and perfectly covers my weighted vest on my walks.
This is basically my walking formula – the vest and what I think are the best headphones (the charge lasts hours and hours, and they never fall out of my ears – no mic though).

This bar and kettlebell converter is really awesome, especially if you don’t have a ton of room for tons of gym equipment.
Arched yoga mats are all the rage, folks (I haven’t tried this one, but people love it), and if you know someone who is pickleball curious, this set is cute (there is a pattern on the other side).
I’m SO excited that Keens are having a moment – they are a PNW staple for all of our water sports (rafting, hiking through rivers – lightweight, feet stay cool, and so comfortable). And my Columbia jacket is on a huge sale and is my favorite lightweight but highly warm jacket (with patented technology). I have it in black but wish I had bought it in this dark burgundy.
For a splurgier health enthusiast, people are either obsessed with these (above) or they aren’t. It might be worth a conversation with your fitness friend/family member to see if they are into it.
Vitamins are a weird gift to give, I’m just saying, I like these a lot. Nutrafol hair supplements are an absolute game changer for me – I have five months of new growth now to prove it (Brian just got on it). And for the to-go salad enthusiast (Brian), this pod is extremely convenient.
I could link up a ton of clothes, but they are so specific to body type and performance, and I don’t have a ton of new ones that are linkable right now. I love Nike shoes, P.E. Nation or Lululemon tights, and a lot of Vuori and Free People. Maybe I’ll do a fashion post in January:)
Thanks for listening to my weighted vest rant, and if you have Function Health experience, let me know in the comments. I’m also open to doing a deeper dive on my results (and follow-up results) in the new year if you guys are interested. xx
*Photos by Kailtin Green














Thank you! The app recs are especially helpful. I’m inspired!
Emily, this is such a great post! Love all of the recs and especially appreciated your thoughts on the weighted vest and what weight to get.
Regarding Nutrafol–did you notice excessive hair growth anywhere else (facial hair especially)?
Thanks again for the post!
thank you! i only recently noticed more peach fuzz on my face. i’m so blonde so its barely noticeable but it recently caught the light. I’m bad about getting facials but going to book one soon and get the derma planing. Its still worth it to me, though. feels like when you solve one problem another pops up because of it 🙂 I’m also taking a ton of collagen and biotin, but i’ve been taking those for years with less successful results (I think those help with stregnth but less about actual regrowing from follicles?)
Thank you so much, Emily!
I’m not THE Emily, but I also had great success with Nutrafol. I did not notice any extra hair growth elsewhere on my body while taking it, but I did have quite a bit of new growth on my head. I ended up stopping Nutrafol when my hair started shedding excessively for a year (not from Nutrafol, just bad genetics 🙂 ). My derm put me on oral minoxidil which has helped tremendously with the shedding, but the downside is I definitely have excess hair growth on my face and hands. So I’d give Nutrafol a shot for sure!
Thank you! I tried minoxidil, too, and the same thing happened to me!
I know everyone’s health choices are personal and need to work for them, but as a health researcher, I would gently caution folks about Function and functional medicine in general. There are definitely things about the medical establishment that could be improved, and in some cases people working under the umbrella of functional medicine can be a great help, at minimum by listening and taking the time that regular PCPs don’t have to give. But there is also a lot of dangerous misinformation (e.g. anti-vax stuff which is truly out of line with the reality of decades of research; the pushback on vaccines is literally killing children). And of course the recommendation of expensive supplements, which may be harmless to your body but are perhaps not harmless for your broader goals around financial health. There is some evidence behind things like revisiting thresholds for anemia, so I am not trying to say “just shut up and do what the conventional doctor tells you” but those nuggets of helpful info are surrounded by a lot of stuff that is not even close to data-backed. Since Function is started by a doctor, it seems more likely to be legit at first, but… Read more »
Thank you for this. I’m a physician who specializes in laboratory testing (pathologist) and I completely agree with being cautious about these extensive lab testing services.
I love the exercise advice in this post! The laboratory testing advice should be taken with extreme caution, folks. There’s a reason “$15k worth of lab tests” for one healthy person are not mainstream practice nor recommended by reputable health authorities.
Thank you for your perspective – really appreciate it! Part of me appreciates that i’m now thinking about my health more cautiously, the other part of me is like ‘but nothing was wrong before’? Ultimately my review of FH will happen after the second round of testing to see if the supplements have helped my cholesterol and heart inflammation. My doctor wants me to wait til i’ve been on them for 6 months and if it all goes down then I think i’ll be really grateful that I started this preventative care early (thanks to knowing via the labs). The supplements aren’t that expensive (but of course everything adds up!). I’ve only had two appointments with my functional health doctor and so far its been good. There is no perfect system for sure. thank you!
Thanks for the info. The tests are wrong? Or they cause unnecessary stress about minor issues? Or they are unproven? Very curious for more specifics.
From what I saw online, Function uses narrower ranges than the medical standard for at least some of their tests, which means a customer may be flagged for something that’s not actually a problem, causing unnecessary stress and perhaps unnecessary treatment. The other issue is that more screening isn’t inherently good. It can lead to unnecessary intervention that may carry its own risks, and also drive up overall health costs. If you have a primary care provider, you can get general bloodwork every year that will show basic, common issues like high cholesterol. If you have symptoms, you can get additional bloodwork that may reveal an issue that needs treatment. (Personal example: I was tired a lot. I talked to my doctor. She ordered a test of my vitamin D levels. It was low. I started a multivitamin — she recommends good ole Centrum Silver.) There’s no need for an otherwise healthy person to get such comprehensive blood tests. Your regular provider will also remind you to do regular screening, e.g. mammograms, colonoscopies. The other other issue is that Mark Hyman, co-founder of Function Medicine, has a long history of peddling pseudoscience for profit. I’m having a hard time posting… Read more »
I’m happy this is all working for Emily but I was just cringing my way through this post, knowing how misleading the ‘research’ is that suggests red light therapy and nutrafol (to start!) do anything at all but really lost it when we got to the lab testing… Again, happy it’s working for you, Emily, placebo or not!
I 100% agree with everything you’ve said. I have several relatives who are doctors/in the medical field and their advice is always “Check with your own doctor” before embarking on anything health-related.
I was told the same thing by my PCP but I also have an advanced degree in biology and I take caution with these tests, supplements and advice from the company invested in the product. Everyone will have an opinion so to each there own.
read the Nurafol label – the same ingridients are available for much less
I 1000% share your frustration about trying to get an appointment with a Primary Care Physician as a new patient in the Portland area. I live in the suburbs and the doctor I had been seeing was fabulous but she moved out of state last year. It’s personal preference but I’m pretty adamant about seeing a doctor who’s a woman. After jotting down all the female doctors listed on my health insurance’s website that are indicated to be accepting new patients, I’ve spent hours on the phone calling each one to try to book an appointment and after being on interminable hold and then being told they’re actually not accepting new patients, it’s incredibly discouraging. Which is why it’s been a full year with no success. Literally yesterday, I finally got an appointment with a female nurse practitioner –in May 2026!
Use the Zocdoc website to find open/available appointments. It’s been a lifesaver for our family health appointments. YOU tell IT when you want an appointment, and it tells you what doctors have openings.
Thank you so much for the tip! Checking it out now!
Has anyone else tried the Function health testing? I’m curious about folks experiences with it.
I went down this path with a nutritionist and it was not for me. They were always finding something that was not right and giving me expensive supplements and I found it all completely overwhelming and not particularly helpful. More protein and more fiber and trying to eliminate caffeine and artificial sweeteners made the biggest difference. And more eggs! An egg is basically a multivitamin. I just get the normal bloods done by my GP each year (I’m in Australia so it’s free – although it’s petty extensive) and use that to keep an eye on things.
I used Function Health for my 20-year old daughter who was having health issues. What I liked about it is that they found things no doctor ever thought to look at. Her regular doctor tested her iron levels, said she was fine, but she was bruising like crazy. Function tested for ferritin too and hers was horrifically low. Now we know to always demand a ferritin test too (or pay for it out of pocket if the regular doctor won’t order it). Same with metabolic stuff. Her regular doctor tested her glucose and A1C, said she was fine, but she definitely wasn’t fine. Function tested for insulin resistance as well, and we were able to take those results to her regular doctor, get her on medicine for to help with insulin resistance and she’s doing so much better.
I also liked that they don’t try to sell you anything. She got this huge long report of all the vitamins she may want to consider, but there were no sponsored links or anything like that.
Im all for being healthy and staying around for grand kids, but Im over vanity health products, Im just going to become a bog witch as nature intended. But this post has motivated me to exercise today, so thank you!
My town of 25,000 built a great recreation center about 35 years ago. There was a major remodel and addition about 5 years ago It is the busiest spot in town! They offer more than 100 weekly fitness classes, from yoga to Cardio Drumming and Silver Sneakers to spin classes. There is child care available so parents can get in some exercise as well as family time.
We also have pools, a sauna, steam room, and cold plunge. There are multiple gyms, and an indoor soccer field. (We’re in Colorado)
That is also where our Senior Center is, with all of their activities.
All of that costs me $26 a month. It is also where my husband and I do a lot of our socializing.
While it might seem a luxury to have all of those classes and equipment at home, we love heading to the rec center!
I also think it’s very important to seek out a great Doc for yourself. Make an appointment, even if it’s months out, and meet different docs, if you don’t love the first. Make sure that person is the very best and brightest, and also kind and a great communicator.
Hi – I’m curious if you have a creatine supplement to recommend – thanks!
Creatine is creatine. You just buy the powder with nothing added – everyone I know who uses it just buys whatever is on sale that month
Thank you for all the good info Emily! I walk and hike a lot and now want to get a weighted vest! I’m going to ask for it for Christmas.
I’m in my late 70’s and have quite a bit of arthritis inflammation. What supplements are you taking for your inflammation?
I want to hear more about your Function Health journey!
Keep doing what you’re doing because you look like you’re 10 years old!
Just another voice commenting on how unnecessary almost all of this stuff is. I am 66 year old retired medical reacher with a PhD. I do almost NONE of what is listed above, other than walk daily with the dog and friends and do a 20 min weight routing with a video, cross country ski in the Winter, and hike now and then. I just went for my annual exam (to a regular old MD who has years and years of training, she is also 66) who told me I am in great health. I do take Calcium and Vitamin D, but that is it. I have never worn ANY make up while I definitely have wrinkles, I feel and look great. The thing all you young-ish people should remember is that as you age, your friends age as well and you all grow old (and look older) together! Goodness, it is just part of life! I feel so sad for those who think all this money and time spent on appearance is worth it – most of these “solutions” are just ways for companies to make money off of naivate, ignorance and vanity and some are just downright dangerous.… Read more »
Emily, I hope you’ve found a GP now. Given your age, you should be getting regular screenings for colorectal cancer and breast cancer. Unlike the huge panel of blood tests, these are actually evidence-based.