While Caitlin writes hilarious posts against curved sofas, I’m over here doing the opposite and bringing awareness to an oft-dismissed piece of outdoor furniture. As the self-appointed PR ambassador for “big picnic tables,” I wanted to answer the 3-4 people who are curious why I like them so much. You see, the basic, pedestrian picnic table isn’t a typical designer move – no fancy wood grain, barely mixed finishes (silver screws could count?), neither trend forward nor extremely comfortable. They are literally everywhere you look – at public parks, churches, and schoolyards. And yet, they are so perfect for us and I don’t know of a solution that would work as well in our parklike backyard. So the question is: Why should I get a picnic table? Followed up with a round up of a few with different styles (some fancier, I promise).
I believe it was 3 years ago when I bought my first picnic table (seen above). We had this pea gravel area in front of the mini-gym (near the mini-pool), and pea gravel is notoriously annoying for chair legs (they get stuck, hard to move each chair, off balance, and they look dumb/sloppy because they are never even). So it was a no-brainer – what table and chairs would work on such a precarious floor? An attached bench picnic table. I ordered these from Wayfair, and I remember they weren’t cheap ($750), which is admittedly a lot for a wood picnic table. But I liked the cleaner lines of the shape (see how they are finished all straight?), the tone of the wood, and how it was assembled. I ordered 2 so we could put them together for bigger kid parties.
I moved two of them onto the flagstone landing pads that meander through our newly finished area in the backyard (thanks to Dennis’ 7 Dees) and LOVE THEM. Here, our flagstone is perfectly installed and very flat and even, but still it’s not like it’s a concrete pad – it was done organically for a reason. If we had dining legs, they would for sure get caught in the gaps, which would be annoying on a million levels. I love that these have attached benches that make them only have four wide points of contact on the floor.
Yes! You too can enjoy the life around a picnic table. They also work GREAT on grass and are easy to move around, should you not want to ruin the grass underneath. I love them near a tree for shade (thus our huge trees from Big Trees Today nearby). I also love that they are easy to move – two people can easily transport them around the yard, should we all want to be closer to the trampoline or something. FURTHERMORE, for bigger dinner parties, we can put them into one long table on the grass in the evening, either with or without a gap in between. In conclusion (I feel like I’m writing a term paper in 7th grade), here is why I love picnic tables:
The Portland EHD team works out here at times, and while they don’t have back support or cushions, we find them perfectly comfortable for a few hours.
We also have this more high end version from Rejuvenation which I like a lot (that joinery is really sweet) but the detached benches do get wobbly on our flagstone and they made the benches less wide that the table which reduces the amount of people who can sit (thus the chairs on the end).
Listen, I don’t think this post is going to blow up the picnic table market, but the function + good vibes of this lowly classic outdoor table is one that I really think could work in other, even more elevated home yards. I personally think that the rustic versions are sweet (and some are so affordable – see below), but if you wanted to guarantee they’d be standing in 20 years, you could go for POLYWOOD, which comes in a few colors. We rounded up a few below, should you be in the market (and yes, you can totally paint the wood ones a pattern or a color should you want to make it look more fun, just research the right paint to leave out year-round).
1. Premium Picnic Table Kit | 2. Outdoor Grey Black Metal Rectangle Extension Table + Koro Outdoor Dining Bench | 3. Park Picnic Table | 4. Wood Patio Dining Set | 5. Hometown Picnic Table | 6. Sardis Outdoor Dining Table + Sardis Outdoor Bench
Our tables have grayed out a bit which we like and really do stand up to grime with some seasonal cleaning. Now head out to your backyard and see where you can put one of these charming little schoolhouse picnic tables :) And no, we don’t typically all sit on the same side, shoulder to shoulder :)
Photos by Kaitlin Green
Ours was designed and built by my sculptor father in law in the early 1980s. It is sturdy, rustic, modern. I’ve potted plants, groomed dogs, and even occasionally served a meal on it. It’s an unlikely heirloom, but one I’m considering having remade for each of my kids because it’s been such a part of their lives.
I also want to shout out an accessibility advantage. I have a pretty big body, and don’t fit in dining chairs that have arms (which is very common with outdoor furniture — they seem to have way more arms for some reason). But picnic tables? Perfection. Having one in the mix with your outdoor seating means that people who need low, sturdy chairs will have somewhere to sit without having to draw extra attention to themselves.
Thank you for letting us know. I was wondering if they were a good option for all sizes. Anyone mobility challenged? Are picnic tables accessible?
I don’t think there’s any single seating type that works for every body, but one thing that would make this work for A LOT of people would be a picnic table with separate benches. You still get the stability, and you can scoot the bench over a bit if someone uses a wheel chair, or pull the bench back to help someone with a mobility aid grab a seat.
Wait, now I want a picnic table! Agreed on all points. We had one in the backyard growing up at it was so practical. I may be ordering that inexpensive one from Home Depot for my yard this summer…
About 10 years ago an older man in my city neighborhood was building mini wooden picnic tables for kids. We bought one and stuck it out front on the sidewalk. It was used practically every day by countless kids until every kid on our block was simply too big for it. It is now sitting in my younger brother’s backyard and being used by a whole new crop of kids. Perfection.
A word of caution: For those with arthritic hips or knees, picnic tables are nearly impossible to clamber into or out of. It requires a simultaneous lifting, bending and twisting motion which, while effortless when you’re young and agile, is downright painful when joints are inflamed or stiff. I had knee replacement surgery 9 months ago, and I’ve recovered well, but I still find picnic tables a challenge. I usually end up perched on the very end of the bench where I can just slide in.
I have rheumatoid arthritis and was coming to say the same thing. :) Our backyard dining table is a picnic table and I usually sit in a chair on the end.
I love this cause it’s a practical and affordable thing that looks great. I want to get one now.
I’ve also seen them at local farm stores like Cal Ranch and IFA for good prices!
What on earth is wrong with people!? It’s a picnic table! And we all grew up with them and still use them. They are perfect for family get togethers, they never go out of style, and it’s high time to embrace “the picnic table.” Good gawd people!!
I haven’t actually read any anti-picnic table comments anywhere but I was wondering what the complaints about them could be (yes, I agree that my older father probably wouldn’t find them as comfortable or easy to manage getting in:out of one, but that’s why we have another, smaller table and chair set). Otherwise, are people actually complaining about them? Would be mildly entertained reading about that haha!
I am 100% Team Picnic Tables! I have several for the same reasons as you do. Super functional and also blend well with a variety of outdoor spaces. I do think we may “upgrade” to a non-wood picnic-style table this year. I can’t decide if we want the attached seats or not. I think I prefer them attached.
I really appreciate that your blogs don’t seem to be written by AI. I read so much these days that sounds the same. It’s nice to hear your real voices here.
They are also adorable with outdoor tablecloths – seasonal fun and flexibility. Can’t go wrong. Have one, love it.
I love this!!! Thanks for keeping my summertime vibes nice and happy!