Calm down, Emily. Not everyone is going to love this as much as you:
It’s a hanging macrame TABLE. I’ve never seen one before so when i saw it a month ago i knew that it would eventually be mine. But i didn’t buy it because it was $200 at this random antique store in the valley which i thought was overpriced. But then it kept creeping back into my thoughts, poisoning my mind, teasing my psyche. So i went back. And it was on sale for $150. Still too much, but these are the things you splurge on: things that you can’t stop thinking about and things that you’ve never seen before. We are painting the ‘table’ part of it white because i don’t like the finish of the wood and i want to freshen it up a bit.
I also recently bought this painting for $50, which i love. She’s all, ‘hey guy, you like-a-my high waisted jeans? Yeah, they are Jordache.’
And this new vase came from a thrift store. The colors are perfect, as you know, and it’s huge so it makes a big impact in the room.
And finally, this new abstract painting. The colors are perfect, the price was more than i wanted at $150, but it’s totally worth it because it modernizes my art wall so much.
Must run and spraypaint life-size nutcrackers hot pink. You know, as you do.