Short little vacay in Portland
I like you. You and me make sense. I want to have your little indie baby. Like this dude:
please notice the bird on his shoulder. We plan on putting lots of birds on our children.
You have many ‘pros’ and only a couple ‘cons’.
Pro: I have tons of family and some of my best friends here.
Pro: I can even afford to buy a house here. And the houses here are beautiful. I can’t believe how well kept every single person’s yard is. Crazy home pride.
Pro: I can send my future kids to public school here….and they may even turn out normal and we can avoid our biggest fear of them being corrupted by Hollywood.
Pro: I can stay as pale as i want here and not look weird.
Pro: The shopping here is crazy good, the food is delicious and the nightlife is so fun and chill.
But, please figure out a way that Brian and I can actually work here.
Also please tell my awesome Los Angeles friends that they have to move here, too because i like them too much to leave them right now.
OH and also please let it rain less because while i love almost everything about you, the rain is a massive, MASSIVE bummer.
(i’ll be back to work tomorrow…..)